خلاصه داستان : یک استاد هنرهای رزمی دور و برش به دنبال انتقام مرگ والدینش است.

A movie within a movie, created to spoof the martial arts genre. Writer/director Steve Oedekerk uses contemporary characters and splices them into a 1970s kung-fu film, weaving the new and old together. As the main character, The Chosen One, Oedekerk sets off to avenge the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu legend Master Pain. Along the way he encounters some strange characters.

خلاصه داستان : همسر نیک با رئیسش در رختخواب است. او بعداً توسط یک ماشین‌باز یک اسلحه به سرش می‌گیرد اما روی پدال گاز پا می‌گذارد. آنها پس از ماجراجویی‌هایی با هم دوست می‌شوند - دزدی، دزدی، رانندگی بی‌احتیاطی، انتقام و غیره.

Advertising executive Nick Beame learns that his wife is sleeping with his employer. In a state of despair, he encounters a bumbling thief whose attempted carjacking goes awry when Nick takes him on an involuntary joyride. Soon the betrayed businessman and the incompetent crook strike up a partnership and develop a robbery-revenge scheme. But it turns out that some other criminals in the area don't appreciate the competition.